tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1172137085962265288.post5455950207500986961..comments2014-12-11T19:22:26.598-08:00Comments on Crazy Aunt Ter's Life And Times: Note To Self....Terryehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06347298167176982949noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1172137085962265288.post-70221785157214284032011-10-16T09:04:20.063-07:002011-10-16T09:04:20.063-07:00"Striking a match to a pile of papers to be b..."Striking a match to a pile of papers to be burned does not necessarily mean that said papers will burn."<br /><br />Try toilet paper next time - a little bit will do ya. It contains petroleum and will light just about anything.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1172137085962265288.post-34446625664330420142011-10-05T17:28:14.829-07:002011-10-05T17:28:14.829-07:00"The oatmeal may or may not explode in the mi..."The oatmeal may or may not explode in the microwave."<br /><br />I put just a bowl of water in the microwave, once it's boiling, I take it out add the oats and let it sit. By the time it has cooled enough to eat it is just the right consistency.Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18062257089280141575noreply@blogger.com